♥ JANELLE M.
♥ NELLY.JAN.J.JANI...etc,etc.
♥ FILIPINA.SPANISH
♥ SINGLE/TAKEN? ..NOTHIN OFFICIAL; DONT WATCH THAT.
♥ AJAX.ONTARIO.CANADA
♥ GRADE NINE
♥ NOTRE DAME C.S.S.
♥ DEC.16/92
♥ SAGITTARIUS
♥ 5'2" ISH
♥ BROWN EYEZ
♥ BROWN CURLZ
♥ DUN BE AFRAID TO ASK FA THA MSN =)
It all started when our (former porn) star, Nelly, woke up in a secret vineyard. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling abundantly puzzled, Nelly deflowered a ripened avocado, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemporaneously, she realized that her beloved Finest Asian Password was missing! Immediately she called her parole officer, J1G5AW. Nelly had known J1G5AW for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were curious ones. J1G5AW was unique. He was plucky though sometimes a little... clueless. Nelly called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
J1G5AW picked up to a very glad Nelly. J1G5AW calmly assured her that most man-eating capybaras belch before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually sassily sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Nelly. Why was J1G5AW trying to distract Nelly? Because he had snuck out from Nelly's with the Finest Asian Password only four days prior. It was a enchanting little Finest Asian Password... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Nelly got back to the subject at hand: her Finest Asian Password. J1G5AW shuddered. Reluctantly, J1G5AW invited her over, assuring her they'd find the Finest Asian Password. Nelly grabbed her giraffe and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, J1G5AW realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Finest Asian Password and he had to do it randomly. He figured that if Nelly took the neighbourhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, he had take at least ten minutes before Nelly would get there. But if she took the Bum-Bum Fruit? Then J1G5AW would be excessively screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, J1G5AW was interrupted by nine annoying teddy bears that were lured by his Finest Asian Password. J1G5AW yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling relieved, he skilfully reached for his banana and carefully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the magical cornfield, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Bum-Bum Fruit rolling up. It was Nelly.
----o0o----
As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Texaco to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so she knew she was running late. With a quick leap, Nelly was out of the Bum-Bum Fruit and went explosively jaunting toward J1G5AW's front door. Meanwhile inside, J1G5AW was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Finest Asian Password into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind his hippopotamus. J1G5AW was stunned but at least the Finest Asian Password was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' J1G5AW charismatically purred. With a careful push, Nelly opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive self-righteous ass in a pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac,' she lied. 'It's fine,' J1G5AW assured her. Nelly took a seat about two saucy furlongs from where J1G5AW had hidden the Finest Asian Password. J1G5AW panicked trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Nelly was distracted. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, J1G5AW noticed a pestering look on Nelly's face. Nelly slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
J1G5AW felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when Nelly asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Finest Asian Password right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on Nelly's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ripened avocados from when she used to have pet disease-carrying chipmunks. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Nelly nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before J1G5AW could react, Nelly aimlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Finest Asian Password was plainly in view.
Nelly stared at J1G5AW for what what must've been eleven millseconds. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, J1G5AW groped sassily in Nelly's direction, clearly desperate. Nelly grabbed the Finest Asian Password and bolted for the door. It was locked. J1G5AW let out a enchanting chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Nelly,' he rebuked. J1G5AW always had been a little pestering, so Nelly knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before J1G5AW did something crazy, like... start chucking live hand grenades at him or something. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, she gripped her Finest Asian Password tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
J1G5AW looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Nelly. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Nelly. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. J1G5AW walked over to the window and looked down. Nelly was gone.
----o0o----
Just yonder, Nelly was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind J1G5AW's place. Nelly had severely hurt her fingernail during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral teddy bears suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Finest Asian Password. One by one they latched on to Nelly. Already weakened from her injury, Nelly yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of teddy bears running off with her Finest Asian Password.
But then God came down with His easygoing smile and restored Nelly's Finest Asian Password. Feeling displeased, God smote the teddy bears for their injustice. Then He got in His magic flying carpet and dashed away with the fortitude of 200,000 3-legged wallabies running from a big pack of disease-carrying chipmunks. Nelly jumped with joy when she saw this. Her Finest Asian Password was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in ten minutes her favourite TV show, Teletubby Show, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When long-haired sea monkeys meet gun'). Nelly was thrilled. And so, everyone except J1G5AW and a few hand grenade-toting legless puppies lived blissfully happy, forever after.
if it isnt mah gurl Janelle :p wat up gurl? how u been? havent talked 2 u in a whie.... well just dropin by 2 say hi aightz =) hit me up wen u come onlin on msn k :p buh bye
hehehe....another 10+++ for my homegurl so-3nvious =) keep strutin ur stuff gurl :p u'z definetly a one hot gorgeous mami =) aightz well i'll ttyl k beautiful. ez
aite sei back at chu a ten and more comn....mind if i know u more and see chu....cus u seci a guy like me cant resist tat much seci from u....lata aite...holla back at cha boi aite...
omg lol hahaha thx..
i think i need to change my name to So-3nvious-Shy^^
well teh finestasian next top model how you doing???????
what have u done today^^
uhuh ur right ^^ I was planning only to take this tattoo, and i promised myself that it would stay by only one tattoo.. But now im already thinkin' about anOther one. I aint planning to get it soon, but i want to have my christian name also in chinese marks; "Alexius" resuming my first tattoo on my spinal bone haha.. So in that way it still looks like one tattoo. I dont like being a all over tatted guy, thats ugly yes :P
But uhhmm... i have a questiOn, why do girls put their tattoo often on their back.. a little bit above their ass? Its a nice spot if we males can imagine how it looks when ur having sex (doggystyle) haha, but for the girls. Hmm guess its something female like to put it on there, i can understand on ur shoulder its more for a guy to do that lolz
HELLO SWEETIE! HEHE...HOW ARE YOU DOING? IM SORRY FOR THE REPLY. I WAS TOTALLY BUSY. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND. AND OH YEAH, I READ UR COMMENT..AND U SAID I LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR COUSIN? HEHE..WOW..THATS AMAZING. HEEH. SHES PROBABLY WAY PRETTIER THAN ME IF WE ACTUALLY COMPARE IT. HEHHEEH. WELL, URM, I HOEP UR HAVIGN A WONDERFUL SUMMER!
TAKE CARE OF URSELF,
TAVEE :)
it doesnt hurt at alll to take a tattoo ^^ you can see it as a hard massage heheeh.. My whole head was shaking while i get tatted on my spinal lolz.. But its worth it, after its finished u dont feel a thing, dOnt worry! ;)
thx chu sekxi mami!
i've rated chu already! (^^,)but just note me up if u've got new picx...then i'll rate chu another perfect 10 because you're ma favourite finestazn ;P...lol...aiite...take alwayz care ma!!!
Hey girl. You are beautiful! I love the costume pic haha. Your hair is so niicee although you already knoww lol. Anyways, just wanted to show some love. Keep doing you.
well here i am hollaYin back atcha miss gorgeous i hope u hollar back again..ur so beautifullesstt anyways make sure u come back to me ayy lol..anyways msge me not on coment things lol..ok?...lets have privacy ;P ..haha kidding but msge me aiits if u dont mind...take care keep smilin ;P and 1000000 for u :D
damnz... i cant believe someone would rate u a 3!!! ur definetly not a 3... u deserve more like a 10!!! n dats wat ur gettin from me! aightz well take care beautiful. get at me aightz. ez
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